jamiejedi:

piksies:

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?

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Straight White Boy Problem #163

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*gf takes the sticker off of snapback* wtf babe now it’s not authentic why did you do that

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notsosilentwallflower:

shampooonalasso:

tragicvillain:

image

in the name of

image

Finger me in the name of cardiology.

that works too

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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Hypocrisy

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meghanmarieexox3:

spookyy-ghost:

bird0fhermes:

tylercat:

I learned about this in Psychology class. Whichever way the girl is spinning is your dominant brain. If she turns directions, you use both sides of your brain equally. And if you can get her to turn whichever way you want, you have a lot of control over both sides.

this is so cool

oh my god what is happening 

Idk if I like this

meghanmarieexox3:

spookyy-ghost:

bird0fhermes:

tylercat:

I learned about this in Psychology class. Whichever way the girl is spinning is your dominant brain. If she turns directions, you use both sides of your brain equally. And if you can get her to turn whichever way you want, you have a lot of control over both sides.

this is so cool

oh my god what is happening 

Idk if I like this

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baconmane:

theshortcake:

notallwhowanderarelost5:

ouch

This happens to my friends a lot!

holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.

baconmane:

theshortcake:

notallwhowanderarelost5:

ouch

This happens to my friends a lot!

holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.

(via alsowhat)



rosalarian:

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

I can’t stop laughing at this. Just when I finally stop laughing, I crack up again. Oh, sad butt man. Don’t cry. I don’t want to see what kind of tears you’d make.

rosalarian:

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

I can’t stop laughing at this. Just when I finally stop laughing, I crack up again. Oh, sad butt man. Don’t cry. I don’t want to see what kind of tears you’d make.

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yo-girl-irayy:

thedickofbutt:

vujon:

the beauty of minecraft pt. 1

#the beauty of shader mods that kill every average pc

This makes me want to cry

(via shavingryansprivates)


safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

(via hopetoexist)


fashion-runways:

KRIKOR JABOTIAN Akhtamar Collection 2014

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wizardlife:

#this movie is so made for tumblr

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight

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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via pizza)


catherinedeneuev:

This is such an important yet underrated scene.

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