spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg

(via carryonmy-assbutt)


emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

(via canisonicscrewyou)



mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.
"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.
"I don’t know," he sighed.
Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.
Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”
I frowned and he waited.
"My home is District 12."
Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.
I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.
He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”
I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”
He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.

"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.

"I don’t know," he sighed.

Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.

Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”

I frowned and he waited.

"My home is District 12."

Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.

I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.

He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”

I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”

He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

(via infinite-pizzas)


penisburps:

lindsaylohoean:

does ke$ha go by k€sha in europe 

i dunno ask will.je.suis

(via infinite-pizzas)



itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

image

(via infinite-pizzas)


joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

(via teamcfvy)


wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

(via dancing-with-lucifer)


telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

(via thirstfollowed)


snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

(via heyfunniest)


sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

misha-smiles:

trying to convince your friends not to watch that show that ruined your life

image

Like I would ever do that 

image

image

(via bobby-is-my-hero)


theboywhofangirled:

moriartyandsons:

theboywhofangirled:

idlely-rambling:

sherlocking-my-way-to-gallifrey:

noxbat23:

theboywhofangirled:

LEGS

SHOULDERS

KNEES

AND TOES

YOU IDIOTS IT’S HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES GET IT RIGHT

YOU’RE THE ONE THAT STARTED IT WITH LEGS???

THIS WASN’T MEANT TO HAPPEN

(via infinite-pizzas)



ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

(via pensivejew)